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Snake
[ ] Physically, you are very flexible.
[ ] You like to have power or take control in most situations.
[ ] You are a smooth talker.
[x] You lie a lot.
[ ] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[x] You intimidate most people.
[x] Most people don't like you.
[ ] Your favorite color is green.  
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[x] You have more enemies than friends.
[x] You are cunning.
[x] You like to be alone.
Total= 7

Bird
[x] You like to feel as free as possible.
[ ] Most people really like you.
[ ] You are talkative.
[ ] You feed the ducks when you go to the park.
[x] You have been on an airplane before.
[ ] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not.
[ ] Your favorite color is blue.
[ ] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.
[ ] You like to be part of the crowd.  
[ ] Your vision is 20x20 or better.
Total= 2

Cat
[x] You are very independent.
[ ] You like to go out on adventures.
[ ] You're a cuddle-bug.
[x] You aren't afraid of mice.  
[x] You have a pet cat. (she's evIL)
[ ] You have a pet fish.
[/] You have cheated death 1 or more times. (Near death, but I dodged death a few times unwillingly)
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[ ] Some people say that you're graceful.
[x] You are very quiet.
[ ] You don't like the rain.
[ ] Your favorite color is purple.
Total= 4.5

Dog
[x] You are very loyal.
[ ] You are a very social person.
[ ] You have many friends.
[x] You would die for someone you love.
[ ] You love to play sports.
[x] You have a pet dog.
[ ] Your favorite color is yellow.
[x] You find joy in helping others.
[x] Your favorite food is meat.
[x] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[/] You would protect your friends and family no matter what. (unless I'm betrayed)
[ ] You may drool from time to time.
Total= 6.5

Horse
[ ] You are a very physically-fit person.  
[ ] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] Strength is your best quality.
[x] People can depend on you for things.
[ ] Your favorite color is red.
[ ] You like sports cars.
[ ] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[ ] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[ ] You like sweets.
[x] Apples are your preferred fruit.
Total= 2

Wolf
[x] You live with your family.
[x] You get along with your family.
[ ] You like to teach others.
[ ] You have baby-sat before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gray.
[ ] People consider you to be a leader.
[x] You would protect family and friends if threatened.
[x] You like to sing. (not in front of other people)
[ ] The nightlife is for you.
[ ] You like to go to raves or dances.
[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[x] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.
Total= 5

Lion
[ ] You are popular.
[ ] People look up to you.
[ ] You hold a powerful presence.
[x] You have been in a fight before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold.
[ ] Someone has looked up to you before  
[ ] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.
[ ] You are a morning person.
[ ] You think you have the best hair.
[ ] You look intimidating to others. (it's not looks that are intimidating to people I meet)
[ ] People don't bully you.
[x] You love the rain.
Total= 2

Bear
[x] People think that you are very intimidating. (many do)
[ ] You are not afraid of bees.
[ ] Your favorite color is brown.
[ ] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[x] You have brothers/sisters.
[ ] You like to go fishing.
[ ] You like to swim.  
[ ] You like to go hunting.
[ ] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[ ] You are very strong.
[x] You don't like a big crowd.
[ ] You are fearless of others.
Total= 3

Pig
[x] You like to eat.
[ ] Your favorite color is pink.
[x] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.
[x] You are smarter than a dog.  
[ ] You are not a picky eater.
[x] You have sensitive skin.
[ ] You like mud baths/facials.
[ ] You like to be pampered.
[x] You depend on others a lot.
[x] You aren't the most active person.
[ ] You love chocolate.
[ ] You're easily angered.
Total= 6

Elephant
[x] You are tall.
[x] You eat a lot
[ ] You have a great memory.
[ ] Your favorite color is silver.
[x] You wear glasses/contacts.
[ ] You like to travel.
[ ] You love to swim.
[ ] People don't bully you.
[ ] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[x] You would rather avoid a fight.
[ ] You have big ears.  
Total= 4

Fox
[x] You like to make jokes.
[ ] You would like to become a comedian some day.
[ ] You have pranked someone before.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.  
[ ] You believe in true love.
[x] You love someone/have a crush on someone.
[ ] People say you're sexy.
[ ] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[ ] You would like to have children someday/You have children.
[x] You like to help your friends and family.
[ ] You live in the suburbs.
Total=  3

I AM A FUCKING SNAKE. Snakes are cool.